3 Responses to Slow Sales

  1. Bruce Stottrup January 30, 2009 at 8:40 am #

    Ideas for cartoon
    This first one is a true Fort Dodge story:

    There was a band competition. The Fort Dodge band did not get the higest rating. The kid next to my daughter, Jeni, told her that it was not his fault, because he was just pretending to play his instrument.

    Dear Abby:
    A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged
    gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two
    women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave
    their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

    Dear Abby:
    What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
    Violence on my VCR?

    Dear Abby:
    I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even
    sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

    Dear Abby:
    I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on
    the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boy
    friend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well
    enough to discuss money with him.

    Dear Abby:
    I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and
    when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and
    said it would never happen again.

    Dear Abby:
    Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
    was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

    Dear Abby:
    My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an
    hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

    Dear Abby: My Favorite.
    I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he
    drank until one night he came home sober.

    Dear Abby:
    My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going
    through mental pause.

    Dear Abby:
    You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
    sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all
    interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

  2. fritz January 30, 2009 at 9:04 am #

    Very funny stuff Bruce! Nice to hear from the land of Fort Dodge once again. I’ve emailed Ken back and forth on several occasions. Glad to see you are joining the fray.

  3. Dan January 30, 2009 at 11:52 am #

    Where is my Friday cartoon dammit!! You have a very demanding fan base. I need a beer.

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