Hal is a Loafer Fish. He is the victim of evolution. Some how he has grown a size 10 penny loafer on his head. Some folks I knew just went to the Galapagos Islands, the headquarters for the Church of Evolution. Although they failed to see the Loafer Fish, they saw many other evolutionary animals such as the Blue Footed Booby and even vegetation like the Couch Potato.
Poor Hal. Nobody loves him now that he has evolved into the freak fish. He can’t keep his feet dry and gets athlete’s foot all the time. Shoe stores only sell him pairs of shoes. He’s no longer good at dancing since he only has one left foot.