Plus .05% for getting my party and I a table near the large screen TV where the game is playing. Plus .075% for having the game I want to see on. Plus .1% for asking right away if I would like any drinks. Plus .01% for telling me I have good taste in my choice of drink. Minus .02% for not flirting with me. Plus 1.1% for bringing drinks right away and another plus .05% for putting free salty snacks on the table for us to enjoy during the game. Plus .6% for leaving us alone to enjoy the game. Plus .03% for seeing that I was out of beer and salty snacks and asking if I want more. Minus .5% for not having clearly marked signs indicating the location of the bathrooms. Minus another .4% for being too busy that I have to wait in line at the restroom. Plus .3% for having clean toilet, but minus .6% for running out of paper towels. Minus .5% since I had to wipe my hands on my jeans. Plus 1% for the great chicken wings with blue cheese. Minus .02% for the chicken wing sauce not being spicy enough. Plus .04% since my team scored a touchdown. Minus .02% since my team was losing at the half. Minus .05% when my buddy Sam spilled his beer all over the table, but a plus .75% for bringing towels and a mop right away. Plus another .3% for bringing Sam a new beer. Minus .02% for not bringing a free round of beer for the table for our pain and suffering. Minus .07% since I have to visit the restroom again. Minus .6% since there are still no paper towels in addition to another minus .05% for me having to wipe my hands on my jeans again. Minus .5% since the opposing team scored while I was visiting the restroom. Plus .5% for bringing shots for my party and I and another .75% for bringing me another one along with a beer chaser. Minus .4% since my team just gave up a turn over which lead to a touchdown. Minus .25% for my team being down by 3 possessions with less than a minute left in the 4th quarter. Minus 2% for telling me that I’ve had enough. Minus another .5% for telling me that I need to calm down, put my shirt back on and close out my check. Minus .25% for charging so much for beer, shots and chicken wings. Minus .5% because I can’t find my wallet. Minus .4% because no one has seen my wallet and I swear I had it with me. Minus .75% because Sam will have to pay for the check since someone must have stolen my wallet while going to the restroom. Minus .25% because my team lost the football game.