The mo-hawk has been around for a while. The first and best example I can think of is Mr. T from the hit show The A-Team. I personally have tried to emulate Mr. T. I’ve got the gold chains and the sleeveless tee, all I need now are muscles and mo-hawk. But no matter how much Rogaine I use the mo-hawk will not come forth out of this skull. My attempts are not thwarted however. As an artist I need to think outside of convention so I have come up with the very first in human history comb over mo-hawk. It’s very complicated. What I’ve had to do is grow out at great length the inner part of my horse shoe shaped bald spot. Then with great skill I mold with gobbs of moose and hair spray my remaining hair into a mo-hawk shape while covering the vast empty space on top of my head where hair has become dead.
No photos yet exist of my creation but I can show you before pictures that can not be found on the internet any where. Not even by searching on Google: Bald fat guys.